people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying
that leads to the conclusion that everyone is annoying
when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
(via story-of-a-teenage-life)
wxng:
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
(via story-of-a-teenage-life)
"You were almost like a haiku: said so little, but meant so much."
- Abraham M. Alghanem, Carrefour (via jennayliu)
(Source: larmoyante, via story-of-a-teenage-life)
I want to marry the man that woke up one day and said: “You know what ice cream needs? Cookie dough.”
(via story-of-a-teenage-life)
how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
(Source: leafwhirlwind, via drapetomania)
