people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying
that leads to the conclusion that everyone is annoying
when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
- Abraham M. Alghanem, Carrefour (via jennayliu)
I want to marry the man that woke up one day and said: “You know what ice cream needs? Cookie dough.”